facebook status overload.

How do you know you're lonely? ... Well, one indicator is that you can think up approximately 5 new facebook statues in 30 seconds because you've had nobody to share things with all day.

So here goes:

#1(The current status): I just mopped the whole apartment with a fragranced floor cleaner called "dama de la noche". The whole time I thought I was using prostitute-scented cleaning product, but it turns out that "dama de la noche" is actually a type of flower. Booooooring.

#2: I think I'm empty-nesting. Isn't this a little backwards?


#3: The only downside to leaving a day early for a weekend getaway is having to make it up the following week. (ie, what I will be doing tomorrow).


#4: My lack of patience is always evident by my index fingernails when I paint my nails. They are always chipped and smeared because I cannot not do anything for 3 minutes. And second coats only get worse....


#5: 
......well, the cleverness is wearing off, but it would be something about how it's really really late, and I am really really tired, and I have to get up really really early for a really long day. 


...And that's code for goodnight.